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Give Hedgehogs the Vote! No more Spiky-Voter Suppression! Vote for Mr. Prickles! - Sir Horace Balderbeake, 2nd Nov 2004 - contributed by PwlIf you want someone to fuck a goat, you hire RMS, but if you're after a regular man-slut, then ESR is your guy - Anonymous.The logon dialog box that is displayed can be interpreted as an invitation to breach system security - Article #Q101063, in Micro$oft KnowledgeBase.Why not? - Timothy Leary.Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit - W. Somerset Maugham.To be or not to be.. what was the question? - William Shakespeare on drugs.I don't feel worthy of such a high honour - Fidel Castro, after taking the world record for surviving the most assassination attempts, 637 in total. At least he's retired now.Get off my fucking line, you creaming little poofter! - Perdita, heroine of Jilly Cooper's book Polo .I meant 2 and a half orgasms. Always leave a woman wanting more - Alistair MTelephone: A clever device by which two people in different places can mutually admire each other's total inability to say anything coherent - Eric JarvisI put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my baby does 500 miles per hour - Alex Buell
Kate Mearns contributed the following quotes. Thanks, Kate!
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten - George Carlin.When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car - Author unknown.
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